ダークマター料理、卒業します。【はあちゃまクッキング・改】

I can’t believe my eyes, finally haachama cooking is back 😭

Peeling, chopping, making her own rice. She has come a long way. Hands is clearly the best measuring tool.

初見です。凄い料理が上手ですね！自分にはない発想で目から鱗です。丁度カレーを作ろうと思っていたのでわらび餅を急いで買ってきます

So glad to see Haachama cooking again!!! Getting banned from the kitchen by mama must be tough… But at this rate, you’ll be let back in no time!!
めっちゃ久しぶりで楽しかった！一週間待つ甲斐は十二分！来週のはあちゃまクッキングも楽しみ！！
BTW ENGLISH TRANSLATION BELOW LMAO
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Haachamachama~~ Cooking revolutionary Akai Haato AKA HAACHAMA here!
It’s been so long, everyone!
Today’s Haachama cooking is this! Curry rice!
…Finished~!
BURRRAASUHUIALJSADBCUIA
Healthy unpolished rice, on full display with cheese!
Chama curry is finished!!
Thanks for watching!! Subscribe to the channel and follow my twitter please!

[interlude] What is Haachama cooking…
HEY, HAACHAMA! Are you satisfied with that??
Just mixing in a ready-made curry pack and calling it a day??
I’m disappointed in you as a cooking channel!! (…so it was a cooking channel…)
At this rate…
You won’t be able to become a wife!!

[Haachama cooking FOOOO IMPROVED!]
नमस्ते to everyone from India!
The wife of everyone in this world, Akai Haato AKA HAACHAMA here!
Today I’ll be making… Curry rice!

[Explaining the rules!!]
1. No research! Googling or looking at recipes is unfair!
2. No measuring! Being able to eyeball everything is what makes a first-class chef!
3. I get 3 chances! At the end I can get a hint from my mom!

Aiming for the top cooking channel…
The woman who will one day take 5 stars!
This is the coming-of-age story of a fool who makes food fit for a fool!

[Haachama cooking IMPROVED! Starting now~]
Starting off with the traditional rice challenge!
Let’s eyeball it!
I’ve thought of this lately
Cooking rice is a lot like life…
Those guys who cook rice with measuring cups…
That’s all they’ll ever live up to be (this girl’s done for)

Haachama… Doesn’t want to live a life ruled by measurements…

If there’s still anyone using measuring cups after this video
I guess it’s all they’ll ever live up to (What you say??)
So that’s why! Let’s all do the rice challenge togeth-

Now that we’ve cooked the rice!
It’s time to peel! (Haachama… Peeling…!?)
(You can’t pull that part of the onion off…)

Will Haachama be able to cut through the ingredients…???
SHE CUT ITー!!
Amazing! This is amazing!!
She’s cutting with such force!
Haachama has finally cut the ingredients!!
Time to toss them into the pot!
There’s unpeeled bits here and there and it looks gross!
But that’s what makes up Haachama’s terrifying taste~
Next up is warabimochi and baby star ramen!
Why would these two ingredients show up while making curry I have no cl-

As a secret ingredient, I’m throwing in some warabimochi!
Let’s make it sweeter!
Let’s add in the meat and the curry roux too!
I’ve got some time while leaving the pot to simmer, so I’m gonna check on the rice!
It looks good!!!

Alright! The roux is finished!
The key is to spin it around!

[Q: How does it feel?]
To be honest, this time…
I’m feeling it way too much, it’s actually a bit of a problem.
I started from knowing next to nothing, so that’s good…
(deep breath)
But did I maybe give it too much effort? Like-
(deep breath)
That kind of feel~ Yeah~

splotch splotch
dId i mAyBe gIvE iT tOo mUcH eFfOrT? lIkE-
(Not being able to cook… It’s a crime…)

The rice is done! All that’s left is to mix!
We’ve finally entered the last spurt!
Did Haachama manage to cook a delicious curry after all!?
To be honest, some time ago, I was banned from the kitchen by my mom…
I can’t use the kitchen until I learn how to cook.
So because of that, I’m borrowing my friend P-chan’s kitchen!

Anyway, it’s time for a taste!
Upon understanding she won’t be able to become a wife…
Haachama turned a new leaf, and made curry rice…
She’s turned into someone who can cut ingredients!

[what does it taste like…?]
flashback sequence

“You won’t be able to become a wife!!”
“Haachama… Doesn’t want to live a life ruled by measurements…”
“SHE CUT ITー!!”
“Did I maybe give it too much effort? Like-”

It tasted wild.

The dish looks great and then Haachama just plops a cheese in the middle of that delicious food. I don’t know why I found it funny it just was.
I love it when she cooks it’s always so interesting what she will cook everytime.

Oh, how long have I waited for the return. Welcome back, Haachama cooking, my beloved.

You know, for how messy her cooking looks, I can say that since I actually have the same problem with my cooking skills you shouldnt discard her cooking since sometimes no matter how messy it looks, it can acttually be very delicious, personally, I believe it looks xtremely tasty

Well, I’ll be damned.

She’s actually leveling up.

I am more shocked than anything at the fact that the kitchen still looks so clean after EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED.

This must be the first time ever i get to see Haachama cooks something that looks decent and no bug on it.